R.I.P Ice Cream Scoop

My ice cream scoop was man handled last night. I tried to stop her. I tried hiding it the dishwasher or in the back of the drawer but she always managed to find it. First she puts a hole in my couch cover and now she breaks my ice cream scoop. If you want to gorge yourself and watch yourself grow wider and wider, that's great but please don't break my stuff in the process.